Since temporarily relocating to England recently I have had to undergo many unwanted personality adjustments. Before you start, I know the whole be who you are bullshit and believe in it highly. These are much more changes of necessity. The most recent is a winning smile.
Where the fuck am I going with this I hear you mumble. Well my usual manner is much more negative and un fuck giving. A personality I was much happy with and frequently did extol the virtues of to all who would listen but when I moved something unwanted happened. You see in my world people are used to my loving caring fuck off attitude and those who find me amusing laugh and know when to leave me alone, those who don't like it just go away. In England however it seems that people just cannot take the hint.
Never in my life have I heard the words "smile, it might never happen" "cheer up" "or are you depressed, would you like to talk?"What the holy mother fuck??? I may not be a grinning idiot but I am most certainly not unhappy. I blame American television for installing the stereotypical do gooder bullshit into people. I do just wish they would stop with it.
I have since had to develop a cheery smile and happy face to ward off these Samaritan storm troopers. Its the only way to stop them. Ironically this depresses me.
If your lucky I will post my conversation/lecture to my new classmates on the virtues of swear words as a verb.
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